I'm a slacker. I know this.

I suck. I haven't written in a loooooong time. Partly, it's because I'm lame-o and have nothing to discuss. But, mostly it's because I'm a lazy ass.

Since it's been so long since I posted, let me give you all a quick rundown of my life of late:

-I got busted at work for nesting too much. Damn.

-Speaking of the nest, it's been a total piece of shit lately.

-I've been really gassy.

-Lawrence finally cut a few more freaking teeth (I was really starting to worry he'd never get any on top)

-I haven't cooked dinner in over a week.

-I threw out my back and had to walk like an old woman for three days.

-I ate an entire bag of Nestle Caramel Eggs during the three days my back was out.

-Amanda Overmeyer is GONE! Praise Jesus!!

-My son learned to "pound it."

-Our wood floors are in and I've probably swept them more in the past couple weeks than I swept the tile since we've lived here.

-Our taxes are completely done, but I still haven't e-filed them.

-I committed to being fat and bought some new clothes. They were desperately needed.

-My mom helped me freeze off my warts and I screamed like a little bitch.

-I desperately need a haircut...I'm starting to get a mullet.

That's about it.